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"Because, naturally, buttfucking is the main goal here."

This was said by me as I attempted to explain a fanfic I'm writing to a friend, and the challenge I was having at attempting to write a certain scene.

I'm pretty sure that sentence adequately describes my entire experience as a fan of anything.

I just picked up my remote and attempted to use it to call my mother.

I need more friends on livejournal.

Awww, my cat just came up and started purring and meowing at me. I love you too, Jimmy.

"Zombies are too popular now. I was into zombies in high school back when nobody cared about them."

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.